the cat is shady as fuck


Comment on the size of a man’s penis and it’s a low blow and a stab at his masculinity. Comment on the size of a woman’s anything and it’s a social norm. 

(via blametherapistneverthevictim)


i was playing animal crossing while laying next to my grandma and i usually complain a lot out loud and i go “gosh i need to donate more fishes to my museum” and she just turns to me and says “what you need is a boyfriend and maybe a couple friends”



(via dewgongo)


man you can tell everyone who posts those zodiac posts have someone they hate b/c it’ll be like

aries: strong :)

taurus: great :)

gemini: fake bitch

cancer: emotional :)

leo: determined :)

virgo: sneaky asshole

libra: smart :)

scorpio: vengeful shitlord

sagittarius: alright :)

capricorn: hardworker :)

aquarius: wackiest fakest bitch

pisces: good :)

vengeful shitlord

(via dewgongo)

This Week on "Double Standards"

  • *white man carries rifle*
  • White people/Government: They're only exercising their right to bear arms. They are protected by the Constitution. You can't take our guns away!
  • *black man carries bebe gun*
  • White people/Government: Ha and these thugs wonder why they get shot and killed by the police they're all just a bunch of gang members. They're a menace to society! Get rid of them all!