the cat is shady as fuck

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

(via crystallized-teardrops)

badlittlebird:

"i wonder why there’s so many crumbs in my bed" i say as i eat a full peanut butter sandwich and sundae cone in my bed

me n my plant gf

  • me: bby ur hand is so thin
  • her: that me leaf

jean-luc-gohard:

The most dangerous thing society teaches boys and men, especially white boys and men, is that their emotions are objective logic and reason and that anyone who disagrees is being irrational.

(via oxblood)